That finger is creeping me out, it's so long.....

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  That finger is creeping me out, it's so long.....

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  i dont get it

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  They can toss my salad any day. *Wink wink* ;)

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  Preferred takeaway food supplier of all the correctional facilities.... Bubba likes his "salad" tossed for him.....

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  actually, you're all wrong. Tossing a salad is eating ass. . .

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  Is that finger trying to cross and already crosssed t?

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  umm actualling tossing is masturbating...so tossied in a few salads means we've jerked off in a few salads

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  tossing a salad is analingus

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  "We'll even offer you a teabag or two!"

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  Now the tires company make awesome food FIRE & STONE

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  The mystery of the delicious new salty dressing is finally solved...

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  Nothing to do with arse licking! Toss/tossing means masturbate here in the uk

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  Ummm... you guys do realize that "tossing a salad" does mean something other than licking buttholes, right? You might learn things like that if you spent less time on the internet.

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  It's missing a finger! Oh wait, no, no it's not...

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  So we're letting urbandictionary rule the world now? Advertisers are obligated to check that every word they write hasn't been assigned some gross sexual meaning by some 4chan retard?

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  tossed salad is analingus you revisionist bastards!!!

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  Miniature fingers pointing at your fork is extra.

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  Obviously on purpose.

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  A "tossed salad" is when you add a sweet condiment to man's a-ring and lick it off. Tastes good as sh*t!!!

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  Gotta spend money to make money.

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  Ramen! Another apparison of the FSM!

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  Kate Perry is damn hot

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  "Tossed Salad" means oral sex. Js. that's why it's a fail.

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  tossed salad refers to playing with someones pubes with your tongue.